12 E-Ways of Christmas

Hope you’re having a peaceful season. Happy holidays!

Why not spend the next 12 days with a novel e-idea a day? Enjoy! x

On the first day of Christmas someone sent to me
A CD box but there’s no CD

On the second day of Christmas someone sent to me
To knights in armour and there’s still no sign of a CD

On the third day of Christmas someone sent to me
Three lap-protectors
Two knights in armour
And there’s no bloomin’ sign of a CD

On the fourth day of Christmas someone sent to me
Four choc dumbbells
Three lap-protectors
Two knights in armour
And guess what, there ain’t no sign of a CD

On the fifth day of Christmas someone sent to me
Five folder-holders
Four choc dumbbells
Three lap-protectors
Two knights in armour
And hmm.. there remains no CD

On the sixth day of Christmas someone sent to me
Six camera lens caps
Five folder-holders
Four choc dumbbells
Three lap-protectors
Two knights in armour
And surprise! An absent CD

On the seventh day of Christmas someone sent to me
Seven storage files
Six camera lens caps
Five folder-holders
Four choc dumbbells
Three lap-protectors
Two knights in armour
And ho hum, there’s still no CD

On the eighth day of Christmas someone sent to me
Eight floor protectors
Seven storage files
Six camera lens caps
Five folder-holders
Four choc dumbbells
Three lap-protectors
Two knights in armour
And yawn, there is still no CD

Fast forward…

On the twelveth day of Christmas someone sent to me
Twelve corks pinboard
Eleven leave deflectors
Ten Dalek icecreams
Nine eau de’lights
Eight floor protectors
Seven storage files
Six camera lens caps
Five folder-holders
Four choc dumbbells
Three lap-protectors
Two knights in armour
And at last, a really daft CD

Performed by Phoenix J
Words by Peter Martin
for www.junkk.com